json is just incredibly tedious to use for this, especially because of
lack of comments.
Upstream has been informed of this many times apparently, npm won't
change it. Just hack it downstream.
npm will never get better, will it...
Webpack was entirely and utterly unmaintainable. This commit throws it
out of the window into the gutter where it belongs, and rewrites the
entire repository so that it may work with parcel instead.