Introduce new parcel-based world order

Webpack was entirely and utterly unmaintainable. This commit throws it
out of the window into the gutter where it belongs, and rewrites the
entire repository so that it may work with parcel instead.

src/index.pug

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+extends ./lib/pug/base
+
+block stylesheets
+  style.
+    .no-js .head-line .typed {
+        visibility: visible;
+    }
+    .head-line .typed {
+        visibility: hidden;
+    }
+
+block content
+  h1.head-line
+    | $ 
+    span.typed Welcome to tlater.net!
+  h5.tag-line: em Your #1 site for useless time sinks
+
+  hr
+
+  .row
+    .col-md-6
+      :markdown-it
+        #### About Me
+
+        I am a 23 year old CS student currently studying in
+        Manchester, UK. Almost everything I do revolves around
+        computers, so when I am not working on them I spend my time
+        optimizing the way I work on them. As a consequence, I use
+        Linux regularly, and love to help others in the various
+        communities revolving around the OS.
+
+        My Linux background ensures that most of my projects involve
+        scripting languages like bash, lua or python, with the
+        occasional bit of pure C, and tools that are relevant to the
+        open source community, such as git, but I also have experience
+        with web development technologies such as PHP, SQL, NodeJS and
+        generic JavaScript.
+
+    .col-md-6
+      :markdown-it
+        #### My Work
+
+        Besides the webpage you are looking at right now and its
+        components, most of my side projects are accessible through my
+        [GitHub account](https://www.github.com/TLATER).
+
+        I am particularly proud of my [Linux
+        dotfiles](https://github.com/TLATER/dotfiles) which contain
+        several helper applications for emacs, Google Chrome, awesome
+        WM and others.
+
+  hr
+
+  .row
+    .col-md-6
+      :markdown-it
+        #### Contacting Me
+
+        The best way to contact me is probably through the [e-mail
+        form](mail). I will usually respond within a day. If this is
+        inconvenient for some reason, feel free to contact me through
+        GitHub.
+
+    .col-md-6
+      :markdown-it
+        #### This Website
+
+        There is not a whole lot here at the moment. I am planning on adding
+        several of my JavaScript toys, but few of them are ready to show off.
+
+        You may find the following interesting though:
+
+        - A [little web app](./music_sample.pug) showing off what Webgl can do in combination with the JavaScript Audio interface.
+
+block footer
+  script(type="text/javascript" src="./index.js" defer)