diff --git a/configuration/default.nix b/configuration/default.nix
index 3c572e0..0377e9c 100644
--- a/configuration/default.nix
+++ b/configuration/default.nix
@@ -13,7 +13,6 @@
     "${modulesPath}/profiles/minimal.nix"
     (import ../modules)
 
-    ./services/auth
     ./services/backups.nix
     ./services/battery-manager.nix
     ./services/conduit
@@ -22,7 +21,6 @@
     ./services/gitea.nix
     ./services/immich.nix
     ./services/metrics
-    ./services/minecraft.nix
     ./services/nextcloud.nix
     ./services/webserver.nix
     ./services/wireguard.nix
@@ -65,6 +63,8 @@
         8448
         # starbound
         21025
+        # Minecraft
+        25565
 
         config.services.coturn.listening-port
         config.services.coturn.tls-listening-port
@@ -73,6 +73,9 @@
       ];
 
       allowedUDPPorts = [
+        # More minecraft
+        25565
+
         config.services.coturn.listening-port
         config.services.coturn.tls-listening-port
         config.services.coturn.alt-listening-port
diff --git a/configuration/services/auth/authelia.nix b/configuration/services/auth/authelia.nix
deleted file mode 100644
index e9043c0..0000000
--- a/configuration/services/auth/authelia.nix
+++ /dev/null
@@ -1,93 +0,0 @@
-{ config, ... }:
-{
-  systemd.services.authelia-tlaternet.after = [ config.systemd.services.lldap-provisioning.name ];
-
-  services = {
-    authelia.instances.tlaternet = {
-      enable = true;
-
-      environmentVariables.AUTHELIA_AUTHENTICATION_BACKEND_LDAP_PASSWORD_FILE =
-        config.sops.secrets."authelia/lldap-password".path;
-
-      settings = {
-        authentication_backend.ldap =
-          let
-            cfglldap = config.services.lldap.settings;
-          in
-          {
-            # TODO(tlater): Enable when authelia has a webhook notifier:
-            # https://github.com/authelia/authelia/issues/7695
-            password_reset.disable = true;
-            refresh_interval = "1m";
-            address = "ldap://${cfglldap.ldap_host}:${toString cfglldap.ldap_port}";
-            implementation = "lldap";
-            base_dn = cfglldap.ldap_base_dn;
-            user = "cn=authelia,ou=people,${cfglldap.ldap_base_dn}";
-          };
-
-        password_policy.zxcvbn.enabled = true;
-
-        telemetry.metrics.enabled = true;
-
-        access_control = {
-          default_policy = "deny";
-          rules = [
-            {
-              domain = "*.${config.services.nginx.domain}";
-              policy = "one_factor";
-            }
-          ];
-        };
-        notifier.filesystem.filename = "/var/lib/authelia-tlaternet/notification.txt";
-
-        session = {
-          cookies = [
-            {
-              domain = "${config.services.nginx.domain}";
-              authelia_url = "https://auth.${config.services.nginx.domain}";
-            }
-          ];
-          redis.host = config.services.redis.servers.authelia.unixSocket;
-        };
-
-        storage = {
-          postgres = {
-            address = "/var/run/postgresql";
-            username = config.services.authelia.instances.tlaternet.user;
-            database = config.services.authelia.instances.tlaternet.user;
-          };
-        };
-
-        # Auth options
-        default_2fa_method = "totp";
-        totp.issuer = "tlater.net";
-        webauthn = {
-          display_name = "tlater.net";
-          enable_passkey_login = true;
-
-          attestation_conveyance_preference = "direct";
-          filtering.prohibit_backup_eligibility = true;
-          metadata = {
-            enabled = true;
-            validate_trust_anchor = true;
-            validate_entry = true;
-            validate_status = true;
-            validate_entry_permit_zero_aaguid = false;
-          };
-        };
-        duo_api.disable = true;
-      };
-
-      secrets = {
-        storageEncryptionKeyFile = config.sops.secrets."authelia/storage-encryption-key".path;
-        jwtSecretFile = config.sops.secrets."authelia/jwt-secret".path;
-        sessionSecretFile = config.sops.secrets."authelia/session-secret".path;
-      };
-    };
-
-    redis.servers.authelia = {
-      enable = true;
-      user = config.services.authelia.instances.tlaternet.user;
-    };
-  };
-}
diff --git a/configuration/services/auth/default.nix b/configuration/services/auth/default.nix
deleted file mode 100644
index bbfa1b6..0000000
--- a/configuration/services/auth/default.nix
+++ /dev/null
@@ -1,6 +0,0 @@
-{
-  imports = [
-    ./authelia.nix
-    ./lldap.nix
-  ];
-}
diff --git a/configuration/services/auth/lldap-provisioning.nu b/configuration/services/auth/lldap-provisioning.nu
deleted file mode 100644
index a2f93f0..0000000
--- a/configuration/services/auth/lldap-provisioning.nu
+++ /dev/null
@@ -1,44 +0,0 @@
-#!/usr/bin/env nushell
-
-let groups = [{
-
-}]
-
-let users = [
-
-]
-
-let settings = open $env.LLDAP_CONFIG
-let url = (
-  'http://' |
-  $in + ($settings | get http_host | default '127.0.0.1') |
-  $in + ':' |
-  $in + ($settings | get http_port | default '17170' | into string))
-let user = $settings | get ldap_user_dn | default admin
-let pass = open $env.LLDAP_LDAP_USER_PASS_FILE
-
-let token = { username: $user, password: $pass } | to json | http post $'($url)/auth/simple/login' | get token
-
-def query [operation: string, query: string, variables: list<string>] {
-  let body = {
-    query: $query,
-    operationName: $operation,
-    variables: $variables
-  }
-
-  let res = $body | to json | http post --headers [Authorization $'Bearer ($token)'] $'($url)/api/graphql'
-
-  if ("errors" in $res) {
-    let msg = "GraphQL query to LLDAP failed:\n" + ($res.errors | each {|e| $'- ($e)' | str join (char newline)})
-
-    error make {
-      msg: $msg,
-      label: {
-          text: "Query defined here",
-          span: (metadata $query).span
-      }
-    }
-  } else {
-    $res.data
-  }
-}
diff --git a/configuration/services/auth/lldap.nix b/configuration/services/auth/lldap.nix
deleted file mode 100644
index 250a395..0000000
--- a/configuration/services/auth/lldap.nix
+++ /dev/null
@@ -1,64 +0,0 @@
-{
-  lib,
-  pkgs,
-  config,
-  ...
-}:
-{
-  services = {
-    lldap = {
-      enable = true;
-      settings = {
-        ldap_base_dn = "dc=tlater,dc=net";
-        database_url = "postgres://lldap:@localhost/lldap?host=/var/run/postgresql";
-        ldap_host = "127.0.0.1";
-
-        http_host = "127.0.0.1";
-        http_url = "https://lldap.${config.services.nginx.domain}";
-
-        force_ldap_user_pass_reset = "always";
-
-        smtp_options.enable_password_reset = false;
-
-        environment = {
-          LLDAP_JWT_SECRET_FILE = config.sops.secrets."authelia/jwt-secret".path;
-          LLDAP_LDAP_USER_PASS_FILE = config.sops.secrets."lldap/admin-password".path;
-          LLDAP_KEY_SEED_FILE = config.sops.secrets."lldap/key".path;
-        };
-      };
-    };
-
-    nginx.virtualHosts = {
-      "lldap.${config.services.nginx.domain}" = {
-        useACMEHost = "tlater.net";
-        forceSSL = true;
-        enableHSTS = true;
-
-        locations."/".proxyPass =
-          "http://${config.services.lldap.settings.http_host}:${toString config.services.lldap.settings.http_port}";
-      };
-    };
-  };
-
-  systemd.services.lldap.after = [ config.systemd.services.postgresql.name ];
-
-  systemd.services.lldap-provisioning = {
-    requisite = [ config.systemd.services.lldap.name ];
-    wantedBy = [ config.systemd.services.lldap.name ];
-    after = [ config.systemd.services.lldap.name ];
-
-    path = [
-      pkgs.nushell
-      pkgs.lldap-cli
-    ];
-
-    script = "exec nu ${./lldap-provisioning.nu}";
-
-    environment = {
-      LLDAP_LDAP_USER_PASS_FILE = config.sops.secrets."lldap/admin-password".path;
-      # LLDAP_CONFIG = ((pkgs.formats.toml { }).generate config.services.lldap.settings).outPath;
-    };
-
-    serviceConfig.Type = "oneshot";
-  };
-}
diff --git a/configuration/services/metrics/victoriametrics.nix b/configuration/services/metrics/victoriametrics.nix
index e362c49..f37b8b0 100644
--- a/configuration/services/metrics/victoriametrics.nix
+++ b/configuration/services/metrics/victoriametrics.nix
@@ -9,10 +9,6 @@ in
     extraOptions = [ "-storage.minFreeDiskSpaceBytes=5GB" ];
 
     scrapeConfigs = {
-      authelia = {
-        targets = [ "127.0.0.1:9959" ];
-      };
-
       forgejo = {
         targets = [ "127.0.0.1:${toString config.services.forgejo.settings.server.HTTP_PORT}" ];
         extraSettings.authorization.credentials_file = config.sops.secrets."forgejo/metrics-token".path;
diff --git a/configuration/services/minecraft.nix b/configuration/services/minecraft.nix
deleted file mode 100644
index 0477f44..0000000
--- a/configuration/services/minecraft.nix
+++ /dev/null
@@ -1,83 +0,0 @@
-{
-  pkgs,
-  lib,
-  config,
-  ...
-}:
-{
-  services.minecraft-server = {
-    enable = true;
-    eula = true;
-    # jvmOpts are set using a file for forge
-    # jvmOpts = "-Xmx8G -Xms8G";
-    openFirewall = true;
-
-    declarative = true;
-
-    whitelist = {
-      tlater = "140d177a-966f-41b8-a4c0-e305babd291b";
-      romino25 = "59cd1648-14a4-4bcf-8f5a-2e1bde678f2c";
-      lasi25 = "0ab6e3d1-544a-47e7-8538-2e6c248e49a4";
-    };
-
-    serverProperties = {
-      allow-flight = true;
-      difficulty = "hard";
-      motd = "tlater.net";
-      spawn-protection = 1;
-      white-list = true;
-      enable-query = true;
-      enable-status = true;
-
-      # Allows the server to write chunks without hogging the main
-      # thread...
-      sync-chunk-writes = false;
-      # Disables chat reporting, because we don't need any of that
-      # drama on a lil' friends-only server.
-      enforce-secure-profile = false;
-    };
-
-    package = pkgs.writeShellApplication {
-      name = "minecraft-server";
-      runtimeInputs = with pkgs; [ jdk17_headless ];
-
-      text = ''
-        exec /var/lib/minecraft/run.sh $@
-      '';
-    };
-  };
-
-  systemd.services.minecraft-server = {
-    path = with pkgs; [ jdk17_headless ];
-
-    # Since we read from our own HTTP server, we need to wait for it
-    # to be up
-    after = [ "nginx.service" ];
-
-    serviceConfig = {
-      # Use packwiz to install mods
-      ExecStartPre = [
-        "${pkgs.jdk17_headless}/bin/java -jar ${config.services.minecraft-server.dataDir}/packwiz-installer-bootstrap.jar -g -s server 'https://minecraft.${config.services.nginx.domain}/cobblemon-pack/pack.toml'"
-      ];
-      # Forge requires some bonus JVM options, which they include in a
-      # little `run.sh` script
-      ExecStart = lib.mkForce "${config.services.minecraft-server.dataDir}/run.sh --nogui";
-    };
-  };
-
-  systemd.tmpfiles.settings."10-minecraft" = {
-    "/srv/minecraft".d = {
-      user = "nginx";
-      group = "minecraft";
-      mode = "0775";
-    };
-  };
-
-  services.nginx.virtualHosts."minecraft.${config.services.nginx.domain}" = {
-    forceSSL = true;
-    useACMEHost = "tlater.net";
-    enableHSTS = true;
-
-    root = "/srv/minecraft";
-  };
-}
diff --git a/configuration/services/postgres.nix b/configuration/services/postgres.nix
index 9ac9ff3..85a6843 100644
--- a/configuration/services/postgres.nix
+++ b/configuration/services/postgres.nix
@@ -1,4 +1,4 @@
-{ config, pkgs, ... }:
+{ pkgs, ... }:
 {
   services.postgresql = {
     package = pkgs.postgresql_14;
@@ -17,18 +17,10 @@
     # that operation needs to be performed manually on the system as
     # well.
     ensureUsers = [
-      {
-        name = config.services.authelia.instances.tlaternet.user;
-        ensureDBOwnership = true;
-      }
       {
         name = "grafana";
         ensureDBOwnership = true;
       }
-      {
-        name = "lldap";
-        ensureDBOwnership = true;
-      }
       {
         name = "nextcloud";
         ensureDBOwnership = true;
@@ -36,9 +28,7 @@
     ];
 
     ensureDatabases = [
-      config.services.authelia.instances.tlaternet.user
       "grafana"
-      "lldap"
       "nextcloud"
     ];
   };
diff --git a/configuration/sops.nix b/configuration/sops.nix
index cb16026..0337438 100644
--- a/configuration/sops.nix
+++ b/configuration/sops.nix
@@ -3,24 +3,6 @@
     defaultSopsFile = ../keys/production.yaml;
 
     secrets = {
-      "authelia/storage-encryption-key" = {
-        owner = "authelia-tlaternet";
-        group = "authelia-tlaternet";
-      };
-      "authelia/jwt-secret" = {
-        owner = "authelia-tlaternet";
-        group = "authelia-tlaternet";
-      };
-      "authelia/session-secret" = {
-        owner = "authelia-tlaternet";
-        group = "authelia-tlaternet";
-      };
-      "authelia/lldap-password" = {
-        owner = "authelia-tlaternet";
-        group = "lldap";
-        mode = "0440";
-      };
-
       "battery-manager/email" = { };
 
       "battery-manager/password" = { };
@@ -46,10 +28,6 @@
       "heisenbridge/as-token" = { };
       "heisenbridge/hs-token" = { };
 
-      # lldap
-      "lldap/admin-password" = { };
-      "lldap/key" = { };
-
       # Matrix-hookshot
       "matrix-hookshot/as-token" = { };
       "matrix-hookshot/hs-token" = { };
diff --git a/keys/staging.yaml b/keys/staging.yaml
index 8ba5f45..876d60e 100644
--- a/keys/staging.yaml
+++ b/keys/staging.yaml
@@ -1,8 +1,3 @@
-authelia:
-    storage-encryption-key: ENC[AES256_GCM,data:iMV4DGwvOOq+DZao+Jrc3i15HOPFXHv3m6dzrAb7n8zV8bdLz5c4MCpq61hQy/UfoXsRYJUxwCcj3B70JQn2Ngq6P9ik9U1ZfYrwUWIENSd/iG8CBfdasKqxEijS2F23Lj1rbB4ppTWD9lWqRoKOEaXDL9Rqn02tiLbR3OewOpwiwbzv0PkVlC6yUV+yS3Jx,iv:1V2cwoV4kG3i9e9dv7PWPCNoFPIgYiZ2m3A8Agf3Jpc=,tag:AiFLpQ7nqwx9xZ71sbCn2g==,type:str]
-    jwt-secret: ENC[AES256_GCM,data:QA64lfervZk=,iv:MtyCZrbGzX+oKTBPW9R+n/r8TaFkK0xSwjn/qUT6ntQ=,tag:z/XnDGiLDkJ0xPVveeR2cA==,type:str]
-    session-secret: ENC[AES256_GCM,data:lYk4FOO4sQM=,iv:z05n1zPt1ONNqN6sgITUTu+GSe6xev4cYm8c4xzp/Mg=,tag:TRQAbxjvaoo/tnLxO43KKg==,type:str]
-    lldap-password: ENC[AES256_GCM,data:cafjSRCUXAg=,iv:vZM/6efEhWjjTKNnDuS+Kj2i/eOkn20vT2JmtcHGcSU=,tag:P1GscnNwMoWCMMDbMVMPqA==,type:str]
 porkbun:
     api-key: ENC[AES256_GCM,data:A5J1sqwq6hs=,iv:77Mar3IX7mq7z7x6s9sSeGNVYc1Wv78HptJElEC7z3Q=,tag:eM/EF9TxKu+zcbJ1SYXiuA==,type:str]
     secret-api-key: ENC[AES256_GCM,data:8Xv+jWYaWMI=,iv:li4tdY0pch5lksftMmfMVS729caAwfaacoztaQ49az0=,tag:KhfElBGzVH4ByFPfuQsdhw==,type:str]
@@ -14,9 +9,6 @@ forgejo:
 grafana:
     adminPassword: ENC[AES256_GCM,data:dYfaxUpQpzA=,iv:j5wSem8C5+V4c5qRzXQJhsU7/FOtpvrnaEyFBmW6zJ4=,tag:oc8n3TkEbjF2gjuOobZuLA==,type:str]
     secretKey: ENC[AES256_GCM,data:Atruvh2MsNY=,iv:y2MaCUCEzGIydHp6G0DJHfk289S1is0twKm2oUYwDhM=,tag:nAWeg+YqaYqk6k22oBkAhQ==,type:str]
-lldap:
-    admin-password: ENC[AES256_GCM,data:s18N1fvXtzE=,iv:FGXF5+PwDZrQIJylx+pkjY4SO0mmfiGUPZeFAINmGnY=,tag:rpPSFdWzCHhyp4ITddRekg==,type:str]
-    key: ENC[AES256_GCM,data:spbrfjm4Ozhu6XAPxN1cuQ==,iv:QEDCGfl75aP0T68nbWmqkPem46FHrs8nj7zVkWYcHt4=,tag:P4p3rC5I2KqPm733wbTp9g==,type:str]
 nextcloud:
     tlater: ENC[AES256_GCM,data:91kDcO4hpng=,iv:ayuILRmRru4ZxTCur9H2xHuLjkDzwPdS/4lEog/tesU=,tag:qYhJxnNDcCwUM7xe7Tlcjw==,type:str]
 steam:
@@ -40,8 +32,13 @@ turn:
     #ENC[AES256_GCM,data:bxhKzU5Tzezl749CDu8e8kxa7ahGuZFaPa9K3kxuD+4sg5Hi3apgDlC0n8oK0DeiK4Ks7+9Cyw==,iv:T/zVJUpNAv1rR0a9+6SDTG08ws2A1hFBs5Ia3TpT0uk=,tag:uGXb1VryM+lIJ8r0I5durA==,type:comment]
     ssl-cert: ENC[AES256_GCM,data:xHUr14CjKslgbGh/n5jYSOuCw9JRxS6YXE4fxS+aJzFcNeSeGNqoipPeuJupZGBnQP/FCqohiHY=,iv:/OEsVqRshGL9NIvntMC42EPZSNL0u6EfhtUBqgV7qog=,tag:4pxtNjuvy/ibm6nDtKdSkw==,type:str]
 sops:
-    lastmodified: "2025-05-26T19:48:08Z"
-    mac: ENC[AES256_GCM,data:dIuIJlkz6yUKt1MrOgwQTYm8DzwldN4o2E0B89p8c0WeCxgHwWVMtIHt8QsrIet9X7aHDx97/S67XzYEGSXI/9Btc+GCEFNcoVsgZzXy+d7r3io2gQxNrQ6yJwJvStW+ZeWPujg5nJ6NNfhcweLFdquwNwNJ4DC1sGvCl5/m/QY=,iv:n5f8urvZVLfIp46nysSJh3ngx+H8qxLuycmDZVYDOCk=,tag:5ccJtPdIRZmFXDVO1V6y3w==,type:str]
+    kms: []
+    gcp_kms: []
+    azure_kv: []
+    hc_vault: []
+    age: []
+    lastmodified: "2025-02-07T17:43:24Z"
+    mac: ENC[AES256_GCM,data:akmD/bfgeTyFzW1quvM16cdj0fC6+CbJ8WyX9173H11yKGxvE1USQYcErpl1SHOx9Jk8LVb7f+MsUm2fjQF1MEq6xaWI74jem12lZ9CGXFaTL7e87JvfbK7pV+aKpxSBBNFyJgbYm30ibdUwxwKmNVfPb1e0HT9qwenvoV7RobM=,iv:mKqOW0ULXL711uczUbRf9NPo6uPTQoS/IbR46S+JID4=,tag:vE6NYzYLbQHDImov1XGTcg==,type:str]
     pgp:
         - created_at: "2025-01-21T17:55:30Z"
           enc: |-
@@ -79,4 +76,4 @@ sops:
             -----END PGP MESSAGE-----
           fp: 2f5caa73e7ceea4fcc8d2881fde587e6737d2dbc
     unencrypted_suffix: _unencrypted
-    version: 3.10.2
+    version: 3.9.2