diff --git a/configuration/default.nix b/configuration/default.nix
index 239f9f6..f874733 100644
--- a/configuration/default.nix
+++ b/configuration/default.nix
@@ -22,6 +22,7 @@
     ./services/foundryvtt.nix
     ./services/gitea.nix
     ./services/metrics
+    ./services/minecraft.nix
     ./services/nextcloud.nix
     ./services/webserver.nix
     ./services/wireguard.nix
@@ -70,8 +71,6 @@
         8448
         # starbound
         21025
-        # Minecraft
-        25565
 
         config.services.coturn.listening-port
         config.services.coturn.tls-listening-port
@@ -80,9 +79,6 @@
       ];
 
       allowedUDPPorts = [
-        # More minecraft
-        25565
-
         config.services.coturn.listening-port
         config.services.coturn.tls-listening-port
         config.services.coturn.alt-listening-port
diff --git a/configuration/services/metrics/default.nix b/configuration/services/metrics/default.nix
index 84e126a..fe250fe 100644
--- a/configuration/services/metrics/default.nix
+++ b/configuration/services/metrics/default.nix
@@ -5,5 +5,6 @@
     ./exporters.nix
     ./grafana.nix
     ./victoriametrics.nix
+    ./victorialogs.nix
   ];
 }
diff --git a/configuration/services/metrics/grafana.nix b/configuration/services/metrics/grafana.nix
index e597cff..b872833 100644
--- a/configuration/services/metrics/grafana.nix
+++ b/configuration/services/metrics/grafana.nix
@@ -1,4 +1,9 @@
-{ config, ... }:
+{
+  pkgs,
+  config,
+  flake-inputs,
+  ...
+}:
 let
   domain = "metrics.${config.services.nginx.domain}";
 in
@@ -28,6 +33,11 @@ in
       };
     };
 
+    declarativePlugins = [
+      pkgs.grafanaPlugins.victoriametrics-metrics-datasource
+      flake-inputs.nixpkgs-unstable.legacyPackages.${pkgs.system}.grafanaPlugins.victoriametrics-logs-datasource
+    ];
+
     provision = {
       enable = true;
 
@@ -35,7 +45,16 @@ in
         {
           name = "Victoriametrics - tlater.net";
           url = "http://localhost:8428";
-          type = "prometheus";
+          type = "victoriametrics-metrics-datasource";
+          access = "proxy";
+          isDefault = true;
+        }
+
+        {
+          name = "Victorialogs - tlater.net";
+          url = "http://${config.services.victorialogs.bindAddress}";
+          type = "victoriametrics-logs-datasource";
+          access = "proxy";
         }
       ];
     };
diff --git a/configuration/services/metrics/victorialogs.nix b/configuration/services/metrics/victorialogs.nix
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..ff88229
--- /dev/null
+++ b/configuration/services/metrics/victorialogs.nix
@@ -0,0 +1,107 @@
+{
+  config,
+  pkgs,
+  lib,
+  ...
+}:
+let
+  cfg = config.services.victorialogs;
+  pkg = pkgs.victoriametrics;
+  dirname = "victorialogs";
+in
+{
+  options.services.victorialogs =
+    let
+      inherit (lib.types) str;
+    in
+    {
+      listenAddress = lib.mkOption {
+        default = ":9428";
+        type = str;
+      };
+
+      bindAddress = lib.mkOption {
+        readOnly = true;
+        type = str;
+        description = ''
+          Final address on which victorialogs listens.
+        '';
+      };
+    };
+
+  config = {
+    services.victorialogs.bindAddress =
+      (lib.optionalString (lib.hasPrefix ":" cfg.listenAddress) "127.0.0.1") + cfg.listenAddress;
+
+    services.journald.upload = {
+      enable = true;
+      settings.Upload = {
+        URL = "http://${cfg.bindAddress}/insert/journald";
+      };
+    };
+
+    systemd.services.victorialogs = {
+      description = "VictoriaLogs log database";
+      wantedBy = [ "multi-user.target" ];
+      after = [ "network.target" ];
+      startLimitBurst = 5;
+
+      serviceConfig = {
+        ExecStart = lib.escapeShellArgs [
+          "${pkg}/bin/victoria-logs"
+          "-storageDataPath=/var/lib/${dirname}"
+          "-httpListenAddr=${cfg.listenAddress}"
+        ];
+
+        DynamicUser = true;
+        RestartSec = 1;
+        Restart = "on-failure";
+        RuntimeDirectory = dirname;
+        RuntimeDirectoryMode = "0700";
+        StateDirectory = dirname;
+        StateDirectoryMode = "0700";
+
+        LimitNOFILE = 1048576;
+
+        # Hardening
+        DeviceAllow = [ "/dev/null rw" ];
+        DevicePolicy = "strict";
+        LockPersonality = true;
+        MemoryDenyWriteExecute = true;
+        NoNewPrivileges = true;
+        PrivateDevices = true;
+        PrivateTmp = true;
+        PrivateUsers = true;
+        ProtectClock = true;
+        ProtectControlGroups = true;
+        ProtectHome = true;
+        ProtectHostname = true;
+        ProtectKernelLogs = true;
+        ProtectKernelModules = true;
+        ProtectKernelTunables = true;
+        ProtectProc = "invisible";
+        ProtectSystem = "full";
+        RemoveIPC = true;
+        RestrictAddressFamilies = [
+          "AF_INET"
+          "AF_INET6"
+          "AF_UNIX"
+        ];
+        RestrictNamespaces = true;
+        RestrictRealtime = true;
+        RestrictSUIDSGID = true;
+        SystemCallArchitectures = "native";
+        SystemCallFilter = [
+          "@system-service"
+          "~@privileged"
+        ];
+      };
+
+      postStart = lib.mkBefore ''
+        until ${lib.getBin pkgs.curl}/bin/curl -s -o /dev/null http://${cfg.bindAddress}/ping; do
+          sleep 1;
+        done
+      '';
+    };
+  };
+}
diff --git a/configuration/services/minecraft.nix b/configuration/services/minecraft.nix
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..0477f44
--- /dev/null
+++ b/configuration/services/minecraft.nix
@@ -0,0 +1,83 @@
+{
+  pkgs,
+  lib,
+  config,
+  ...
+}:
+{
+  services.minecraft-server = {
+    enable = true;
+    eula = true;
+    # jvmOpts are set using a file for forge
+    # jvmOpts = "-Xmx8G -Xms8G";
+    openFirewall = true;
+
+    declarative = true;
+
+    whitelist = {
+      tlater = "140d177a-966f-41b8-a4c0-e305babd291b";
+      romino25 = "59cd1648-14a4-4bcf-8f5a-2e1bde678f2c";
+      lasi25 = "0ab6e3d1-544a-47e7-8538-2e6c248e49a4";
+    };
+
+    serverProperties = {
+      allow-flight = true;
+      difficulty = "hard";
+      motd = "tlater.net";
+      spawn-protection = 1;
+      white-list = true;
+      enable-query = true;
+      enable-status = true;
+
+      # Allows the server to write chunks without hogging the main
+      # thread...
+      sync-chunk-writes = false;
+      # Disables chat reporting, because we don't need any of that
+      # drama on a lil' friends-only server.
+      enforce-secure-profile = false;
+    };
+
+    package = pkgs.writeShellApplication {
+      name = "minecraft-server";
+      runtimeInputs = with pkgs; [ jdk17_headless ];
+
+      text = ''
+        exec /var/lib/minecraft/run.sh $@
+      '';
+    };
+  };
+
+  systemd.services.minecraft-server = {
+    path = with pkgs; [ jdk17_headless ];
+
+    # Since we read from our own HTTP server, we need to wait for it
+    # to be up
+    after = [ "nginx.service" ];
+
+    serviceConfig = {
+      # Use packwiz to install mods
+      ExecStartPre = [
+        "${pkgs.jdk17_headless}/bin/java -jar ${config.services.minecraft-server.dataDir}/packwiz-installer-bootstrap.jar -g -s server 'https://minecraft.${config.services.nginx.domain}/cobblemon-pack/pack.toml'"
+      ];
+      # Forge requires some bonus JVM options, which they include in a
+      # little `run.sh` script
+      ExecStart = lib.mkForce "${config.services.minecraft-server.dataDir}/run.sh --nogui";
+    };
+  };
+
+  systemd.tmpfiles.settings."10-minecraft" = {
+    "/srv/minecraft".d = {
+      user = "nginx";
+      group = "minecraft";
+      mode = "0775";
+    };
+  };
+
+  services.nginx.virtualHosts."minecraft.${config.services.nginx.domain}" = {
+    forceSSL = true;
+    useACMEHost = "tlater.net";
+    enableHSTS = true;
+
+    root = "/srv/minecraft";
+  };
+}