diff --git a/configuration/default.nix b/configuration/default.nix
index 239f9f6..f874733 100644
--- a/configuration/default.nix
+++ b/configuration/default.nix
@@ -22,6 +22,7 @@
     ./services/foundryvtt.nix
     ./services/gitea.nix
     ./services/metrics
+    ./services/minecraft.nix
     ./services/nextcloud.nix
     ./services/webserver.nix
     ./services/wireguard.nix
@@ -70,8 +71,6 @@
         8448
         # starbound
         21025
-        # Minecraft
-        25565
 
         config.services.coturn.listening-port
         config.services.coturn.tls-listening-port
@@ -80,9 +79,6 @@
       ];
 
       allowedUDPPorts = [
-        # More minecraft
-        25565
-
         config.services.coturn.listening-port
         config.services.coturn.tls-listening-port
         config.services.coturn.alt-listening-port
diff --git a/configuration/services/metrics/grafana.nix b/configuration/services/metrics/grafana.nix
index 664a6b1..b872833 100644
--- a/configuration/services/metrics/grafana.nix
+++ b/configuration/services/metrics/grafana.nix
@@ -52,7 +52,7 @@ in
 
         {
           name = "Victorialogs - tlater.net";
-          url = "http://127.0.0.1::9428";
+          url = "http://${config.services.victorialogs.bindAddress}";
           type = "victoriametrics-logs-datasource";
           access = "proxy";
         }
diff --git a/configuration/services/metrics/victorialogs.nix b/configuration/services/metrics/victorialogs.nix
index 258fcf6..ae47c39 100644
--- a/configuration/services/metrics/victorialogs.nix
+++ b/configuration/services/metrics/victorialogs.nix
@@ -4,19 +4,31 @@
   ...
 }:
 let
-  listenAddress = config.services.victorialogs.listenAddress;
-  bindAddress = (lib.optionalString (lib.hasPrefix ":" listenAddress) "127.0.0.1") + listenAddress;
+  cfg = config.services.victorialogs;
 in
 {
-  services.victorialogs.enable = true;
-
-  services.journald.upload = {
-    enable = true;
-    settings.Upload = {
-      URL = "http://${bindAddress}/insert/journald";
-      NetworkTimeoutSec = "20s";
-    };
+  options.services.victorialogs.bindAddress = lib.mkOption {
+    readOnly = true;
+    type = lib.types.str;
+    description = ''
+      Final address on which victorialogs listens.
+    '';
   };
 
-  systemd.services."systemd-journal-upload".after = [ "victorialogs.service" ];
+  config = {
+    services.victorialogs = {
+      enable = true;
+      bindAddress =
+        (lib.optionalString (lib.hasPrefix ":" cfg.listenAddress) "127.0.0.1") + cfg.listenAddress;
+    };
+
+    services.journald.upload = {
+      enable = true;
+      settings.Upload = {
+        URL = "http://${cfg.bindAddress}/insert/journald";
+        NetworkTimeoutSec = "20s";
+      };
+    };
+    systemd.services."systemd-journal-upload".after = [ "victorialogs.service" ];
+  };
 }
diff --git a/configuration/services/minecraft.nix b/configuration/services/minecraft.nix
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..0477f44
--- /dev/null
+++ b/configuration/services/minecraft.nix
@@ -0,0 +1,83 @@
+{
+  pkgs,
+  lib,
+  config,
+  ...
+}:
+{
+  services.minecraft-server = {
+    enable = true;
+    eula = true;
+    # jvmOpts are set using a file for forge
+    # jvmOpts = "-Xmx8G -Xms8G";
+    openFirewall = true;
+
+    declarative = true;
+
+    whitelist = {
+      tlater = "140d177a-966f-41b8-a4c0-e305babd291b";
+      romino25 = "59cd1648-14a4-4bcf-8f5a-2e1bde678f2c";
+      lasi25 = "0ab6e3d1-544a-47e7-8538-2e6c248e49a4";
+    };
+
+    serverProperties = {
+      allow-flight = true;
+      difficulty = "hard";
+      motd = "tlater.net";
+      spawn-protection = 1;
+      white-list = true;
+      enable-query = true;
+      enable-status = true;
+
+      # Allows the server to write chunks without hogging the main
+      # thread...
+      sync-chunk-writes = false;
+      # Disables chat reporting, because we don't need any of that
+      # drama on a lil' friends-only server.
+      enforce-secure-profile = false;
+    };
+
+    package = pkgs.writeShellApplication {
+      name = "minecraft-server";
+      runtimeInputs = with pkgs; [ jdk17_headless ];
+
+      text = ''
+        exec /var/lib/minecraft/run.sh $@
+      '';
+    };
+  };
+
+  systemd.services.minecraft-server = {
+    path = with pkgs; [ jdk17_headless ];
+
+    # Since we read from our own HTTP server, we need to wait for it
+    # to be up
+    after = [ "nginx.service" ];
+
+    serviceConfig = {
+      # Use packwiz to install mods
+      ExecStartPre = [
+        "${pkgs.jdk17_headless}/bin/java -jar ${config.services.minecraft-server.dataDir}/packwiz-installer-bootstrap.jar -g -s server 'https://minecraft.${config.services.nginx.domain}/cobblemon-pack/pack.toml'"
+      ];
+      # Forge requires some bonus JVM options, which they include in a
+      # little `run.sh` script
+      ExecStart = lib.mkForce "${config.services.minecraft-server.dataDir}/run.sh --nogui";
+    };
+  };
+
+  systemd.tmpfiles.settings."10-minecraft" = {
+    "/srv/minecraft".d = {
+      user = "nginx";
+      group = "minecraft";
+      mode = "0775";
+    };
+  };
+
+  services.nginx.virtualHosts."minecraft.${config.services.nginx.domain}" = {
+    forceSSL = true;
+    useACMEHost = "tlater.net";
+    enableHSTS = true;
+
+    root = "/srv/minecraft";
+  };
+}